Review of First Day on Earth by Cecil Castellucci

Shelved as disappointed, reviews, what a nice cover, that was pretty deep

According to Goodreads.

Link to book: First Day on Earth by Cecil Castellucci

Link to Goodreads review: My older review of First Day on Earth

Imagine the look on my face when one paragraph in, one of the first sentences I see says,

But you don't know shit.

I can assure you that I was not happy nor amused.

This book seemed to make a huge effort to be philosophical at any chance it could. Once in a while it made it. Sometimes I would read something like this:

Always solace in a book.

But most of the time it was more like this:

My life sucks. So I shave my head.

I think this is pretty self-explanatory.