According to Goodreads.
Link to book: First Day on Earth by Cecil Castellucci
Link to Goodreads review: My older review of First Day on Earth
But you don't know shit.I can assure you that I was not happy nor amused.
This book seemed to make a huge effort to be philosophical at any chance it could. Once in a while it made it. Sometimes I would read something like this:
Always solace in a book.But most of the time it was more like this:
My life sucks. So I shave my head.I think this is pretty self-explanatory.